Spending my Saturday night snuggled in up Daddy’s lap 🙊💕
Whilst he plans a date with a very pretty girl 😳
If you’re good you can touch yourself when I tell you the details.
Eek 🙈🙈
Annnnd we’re going to meet her tomorrow!!!!
Calm down or you’ll be left at home. I can’t have you pissing yourself from excitement in front of her and embarrassing me.
Anonymous asked: What do you do when baby talks back to you or throws a fit?
forstorare-deactivated20170215:
Punch it until it stops.
One time I had been acting like a brat and trying to find ways around one of my rules that’s only there for my own good. I asked Daddy and Mister both to help me to get off of it and so they both decided to gang up on me together to teach me a lesson. Daddy decided that if I can’t take care of myself and I want to act like a baby then that’s how I’ll be treated. At bedtime I had to make a bowl of baby porridge and sit in bed and eat it with my hands, getting it all over my face, which I hadn’t been allowed to wash. Then I was supposed to stick my paci into my butt and into my mouth but it was lost so instead I was told to use my small plug and to make sure it’s not gonna get spat out I’ve had to duct tape it in. Instead of choosing my own movie I was only allowed to pick one from the 2yo section on Netflix. So I had to lay in bed with dried porridge over my face, drool running down my chin and a butt plug duct taped into my mouth whilst I watched the Care Bears. And to make things worse I had to text Mister every single hour on the hour throughout the night and apologise.
The worst thing about being a very sick lil baby with a respiratory infection is that I’m actually allowed to touch myself for once but when I do breathing becomes 100% more difficult 😭
Hahaha. Poor baby.
Anonymous asked: I think it's so so so sweet that you wanted to make yours and baby's first Christmas together in your new home perfect 🙊🙊
forstorare-deactivated20170215:
If it’s important to the cunt then it’s important to me.
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Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCK
Anxiety: I do
Unfuck tomorrow morning
- Wash the dishes in your sink
- Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories
- Set up coffee/tea/breakfast
- Make your lunch
- Put your keys somewhere obvious
- Wash your face and brush your teeth
- Take your medication/set out your meds for the morning
- Charge your electronics
- Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults)
- Set your alarm
- Go to bed at a reasonable hour
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